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Latest CD w/ bonus video in Quicktime: THE DORK FOREST Click HERE for track list "Circus People" $20 SHIPPED AND HANDLED combination discounts (more than one cd, tshirt/cd) keep scrollin' This CD was taped Live in Minneapolis at Acme Comedy Company and was released in July 2005. 40 Minutes.

MY 1st CD!* How big a fan are you? My DNA is all over this thing! Proudly shipped from a "sweatshop of one." Click HERE for Track List "CAKE" $20 SHIPPED AND HANDLED combination discounts (more than one cd, tshirt/cd) keep scrollin' 40 minutes of standup, theater pieces and the intro from a motivational speaker I listened to as a child. Bonus tracks are bits that get "mixed reviews" and some choice interaction with the crowd. *be warned: There's nothing like LIVE. Behold the sound quality of a Redd Foxx Album in the 60's.

 

For the longest time I was "above" selling t-shirts. Then I realized I was buying groceries with my credit card.

RANGER OF THE DORK FOREST T-SHIRT

The Jackie Kashian Dork Forest Tshirt. Wear this and get a +3 to your initiative roll.

T-shirt Size Medium Large XL XXL Small $20 shipped and handled. (with free trinkets - temporary tattoos with the same design! - while supplies last!) combination discounts (more than one cd, tshirt/cd) keep scrollin'

Phil Adler was the Winner of the "Design a Dork Forest" t-shirt. He liked the idea of a hero/heroine, IN THE FOREST, who celebrated their dorkdom: I liked it too and the "RANGER OF THE DORK FOREST" t-shirt was born. So - he gets a free one. Everyone else must pay! That includes family.

The shirts are 100% cotton, U.S. made.
They are not Union made or organic cotton.
I'm a wannabe but they were really spendy and I didn't want each shirt to cost, like, 100GP.
Maybe next year for the organic, union t-shirt that chose to become a t-shirt.
So, any sweatshop that these were produced in was right here in the U.S.of A. Go Team!
Turns out I'm willing to wear clothes made by prisoners and tiny children; but I'm unwilling to sell them.
Sizes: S, M, L, XL, XXL. They run a little big.
P erhaps because they were made HERE where people actually realize how large Americans ARE.

Details for getting the t-shirt with the CD - below:

If you missed EITHER of my CD's & want to get ONE CD and T-shirt: $30 T-shirt Size Medium Large XL XXL Small CD Library Cake is Not My Downfall Circus People

To get the Jackie Kashian Library (BOTH CD's) AND the T-shirt: $45 T-shirt Size Medium Large XL XXL Small

JUST WANT Both CD's - NO SHIRT?

Get BOTH CD's + for $30 - - TOTAL!

I also have a call in show for the DORK FOREST - cuz I CAN! At least I do until I'm bored!
The schedule will be on this, linked page, and anyone can call in, (during the show folks) @ (347) 996-3897.

Click here to Email me!

NOTE: You will receive your ITEM(S) via the US Postal Service.
It won't take more than three weeks (and that's only if I'm outta town).
If you ever have a problem with your ITEM(S) please send an email , allow me to apologise in advance and then fix it!

info for me, jackie kashian: (12-18-15-14-9)

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