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Fritz Casper Skeletor
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666 Snake Mountain ln.
Yermoms,As. 98765

Objective

To rule every pathetic planet known to man!!!!.......or get 10% off store merchandise.

Education

*Eternia High School
From a453 to a457
Graduate-Technically, yes.....since I blew up the school.

*How to be an Overlord of Evil 1 day course-taught by Herbert Hitler (no relation)

Experience

*CHARLIE'S-bar and grill

Job Title-Cook

I worked there for a day. By the end of the day I had poisoned all of the food, and most of the staff.

*Began my conquest to rue over Eternia!
The battle raged on for centuries!(in Earth years however, it comes out to be about 4 years)

*Snake Mountain Springs Water
from a487-a494
This was my best job to date, not only did I have a great staff of loyal minions, but I got away with poisoning my water for 7 Earth years without anyone figuring it out. Shortly there after, I sold my company to Donald Trump.

*does living in a box count as a "job"?

a495-a503

Moved to Earth-------------------------------------

*Roy Rogers
2003-2004
I shat in the burgers,ok?!?!

*House sitter
2004-current

If your away,Skelly goes and play...

Skills

OVERLORD OF EVIL---that right there outshines all other"skills" that I can think of. Does turning pages in books count?

Interests
Microsoft Word, Office, Adobe, Colorbar ,knitting and stapling stuff together.